Your wife has ordered you to get rid of the dozens of zucchinis that are covering the kitchen table and all of the counters. The solution arrives to you on Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. This August 8 holiday saves the day. It might be a nasty thing to do to your neighbor. But hey, what are you going to do with an endless supply of zucchini fruit?
Experienced gardeners know that Zucchini is one of the most prolific plants in all of the gardening world. A single plant produces a seemingly endless supply of fruit. A small row of zucchini plants has the potential to end world hunger.
By the time August arrives, gardeners are reaping far more zucchini than they can possibly use. They use it daily in an untold number of recipes, from soups and stews to breads and dips. Still, the fruit matures on the vine faster than anyone can even pick it. Zucchini growers become desperate, as they try to give zucchini away to family, friends, and everyone they encounter. By August, even non-gardeners have had enough. Everyone avoids you, with your arms laden with giveaway fruit.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. It’s time to sneak over, under the cover of darkness, to your neighbor’s porch, and unload some zucchini. Today is that day. This may solve your problem for today. But, what will you do with all those zucchini that you harvest tomorrow!?!
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The best time to sneak some zucchini onto your neighbor’s porch is in the early morning when it is still dark outside, and most people are asleep. However, nowadays more and more homeowners have a front door camera like the Ring Camera. Thus, it is getting harder and harder to sneak around with your excess zucchini without getting caught. So, if you want to remain anonymous, we suggest you wear a mask. Otherwise, just have fun with this day delivering zucchini to all of your neighbors.
Here are some ideas on how to have fun with this day:
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Our research did not find the creator or the origin of this day. However, as a gardener, this author readily understands why someone proclaimed a day in August to creatively distribute the bountiful Zucchini harvest.
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